[She'll finish the cookie out of courtesy, but man, she was hoping the green stuff was pistachio or something.]

Chocolate chip is always appropriate. America thrives on chocolate chip cookies. And oreos.

[Jaaaaaaaaaaaane] Sometimes we're drawn to the people that are no good for us because we're trying to find someone like the people who raised us. In my case, I seem to be going for the opposite of what my parents were like. [Good theorizing right there.] That's fucked up. InterGal7 is a cesspool of fucked up if they think this kind of stuff is okay to do for ratings.