I've been here for a while, but as to who might've set that, I didn't notice. [She tilts her head and taps at a hearing aid in one of her ears.] Darned things must be on the fritz...it must be too much to ask for fresh batteries, hm?

[The thing about getting old is that you actually become a sufficiently decent liar? Or at least know not to give away your tells right off the bat. She's still cutting out those cookies like there's not a thing in the world wrong with not hearing someone sneak around nearby.]