[ Nishitani literally died for you, you can be his Majima-chan, ok. It's a promotion because you are now as close to his heart as it gets. ]

Pathetic, right? Worst tragedy I ever heard, but if it got me here I'm thinkin' we might just turn it around!

[ Awwww shit, you're gonna make him do it, aren't you, Majima? Nishitani's eyes go wide--it's like Majima is trying to flirt with him. He sucks in a breath ]

Shit, look at you...! I'm gonna blow my load just lookin' at ya, I can't wait!

[ Why is he like this. You know we don't have canon tattoos but let's say, for the sake of it, that when Nishitani rips off his shirt and jacket, he's got the same style of irezumi up in front, but sleeves that go down past his elbows. You know he gets off on pain, how could he not opt for the full deal? His arms are covered in blood red flowers, and his back has some kind of spread of Izanami. I can't decide if it should be that or a phoenix but like whatever. ]

So, ya got some new moves, huh? Didn't think things could get more fun after last time. [ He laughs. This is his idea of a good time. He raises his fists. He'd much rather have a knife in hand but... ok. ] Don't leave me hangin', ok?