If I could access a single console on this damned ship I could tell you but- [He waved a hand at the distinct lack of access panels in places where he clearly thought there should be. In fact there might be some scuff marks on the wall that implied he'd kicked it earlier.]

Interesting concept, sure. Useful to have a PADD that you don't have to carry around. [A demonstrative tug at the device, carefully not enough to make things worse.] This seems like a bit much though. Isn't even anything useful on here.