[Welcome to the Holo Deck! Today, this room is going to live up to its promise as the place where all your dreams come true. In fact, as soon as you walk in, a very cheerful jingle blares loudly, assuring you of this very thing. And, in fact, the holo deck has been transformed into a giant store! Shelves and shelves of various and varied mercantile goods lit by painfully bright fluorescent lighting greet your eyes as you enter. The coy scent of free samples wafts from deep within the store, awaiting those curious enough to seek them out within it's vast and unexplored depths. For such a big store, however, it seems oddly devoid of any sort of sentient creature. At first glance, any way.
But step into the building and wander among it's stacks of giant 5 liter bottles of Fantasy Surge and giant buckets of Aunt Patrildia's Fried Unicorn Dick (vegan, of course, because the consumption of real unicorn dick is highly illegal) and you might just find yourself face to face with a very strange cat-like creature. At least, you think he's a cat. He's got all of the parts one needs for a cat: ears, whiskers, tail, paws, and bright orange tabby fur. However, despite standing on two legs, he might even be cute, if there weren't something wholly and completely off-putting about the way he smiles when he spots you. His mouth splits into a wide, sharp-toothed grin, and there's something creepily hungry about the look on his face as he approaches, welcoming you in a voice that cracks and changes pitch like someone going through puberty]
Why, ~*~*~hello!~*~*~
[somehow, you can hear the tildes and asterisks in his voice]
Welcome to Fantasy Costco! I'm Garfield, the Deals Warlock. Do let me know if anything catches your eye!
Garfield the Deals Warlock | Champion Deals Warlock | The Adventure Zone
[Welcome to the Holo Deck! Today, this room is going to live up to its promise as the place where all your dreams come true. In fact, as soon as you walk in, a very cheerful jingle blares loudly, assuring you of this very thing. And, in fact, the holo deck has been transformed into a giant store! Shelves and shelves of various and varied mercantile goods lit by painfully bright fluorescent lighting greet your eyes as you enter. The coy scent of free samples wafts from deep within the store, awaiting those curious enough to seek them out within it's vast and unexplored depths. For such a big store, however, it seems oddly devoid of any sort of sentient creature. At first glance, any way.
But step into the building and wander among it's stacks of giant 5 liter bottles of Fantasy Surge and giant buckets of Aunt Patrildia's Fried Unicorn Dick (vegan, of course, because the consumption of real unicorn dick is highly illegal) and you might just find yourself face to face with a very strange cat-like creature. At least, you think he's a cat. He's got all of the parts one needs for a cat: ears, whiskers, tail, paws, and bright orange tabby fur. However, despite standing on two legs, he might even be cute, if there weren't something wholly and completely off-putting about the way he smiles when he spots you. His mouth splits into a wide, sharp-toothed grin, and there's something creepily hungry about the look on his face as he approaches, welcoming you in a voice that cracks and changes pitch like someone going through puberty]
Why, ~*~*~hello!~*~*~
[somehow, you can hear the tildes and asterisks in his voice]
Welcome to Fantasy Costco! I'm Garfield, the Deals Warlock. Do let me know if anything catches your eye!