( a - arrival ) [Well isn't this an unexpected development. All the chrome is really not his style at all, honestly. But hey, when it comes to new adventuring locales, beggars can't be choosers. Because clearly that's gotta be what's going on here, this is just... some new place to go find another relic, kill some more bad guys, all that good stuff. Makes sense to him, even if he doesn't really remember getting here.
Except he's not really one for solo adventuring these days, which means he's missing two key elements here. Which means asking around. And that means stopping whatever rando is wandering around here so he can question them.]
Um, excuse me. Yeah, hey, I don't suppose you've seen a big, buff human guy around here? Impressive sideburns? Or an old dwarf cleric. Either or, I'm not particularly picky right now, though the set would be great.
( b - kitchen ) [So obviously Taako was gonna make his way to the kitchen at some point, that's not even a thing anyone was doubting. But then he actually inspects everything in it and, well. There's a lot of disappointment here. He's just opening one of those packages, eyeing the contents with quite some distaste.]
You know, I might be a culinary wizard and all, but uh... I don't think even I can really work with this? Yeah, not even gonna try spicing this up, sorry. Guess I can consider my cooking plans just thrown right out the window.
[Hey, you. Whoever you are. Are you nearby? Because Taako just sort of tosses the package at you, not caring if you catch it or not.]
But hey, you can just go ahead and chow down on that instead and we'll call it a day.
Taako | The Adventure Zone | Champion Wizard
[Well isn't this an unexpected development. All the chrome is really not his style at all, honestly. But hey, when it comes to new adventuring locales, beggars can't be choosers. Because clearly that's gotta be what's going on here, this is just... some new place to go find another relic, kill some more bad guys, all that good stuff. Makes sense to him, even if he doesn't really remember getting here.
Except he's not really one for solo adventuring these days, which means he's missing two key elements here. Which means asking around. And that means stopping whatever rando is wandering around here so he can question them.]
Um, excuse me. Yeah, hey, I don't suppose you've seen a big, buff human guy around here? Impressive sideburns? Or an old dwarf cleric. Either or, I'm not particularly picky right now, though the set would be great.
( b - kitchen )
[So obviously Taako was gonna make his way to the kitchen at some point, that's not even a thing anyone was doubting. But then he actually inspects everything in it and, well. There's a lot of disappointment here. He's just opening one of those packages, eyeing the contents with quite some distaste.]
You know, I might be a culinary wizard and all, but uh... I don't think even I can really work with this? Yeah, not even gonna try spicing this up, sorry. Guess I can consider my cooking plans just thrown right out the window.
[Hey, you. Whoever you are. Are you nearby? Because Taako just sort of tosses the package at you, not caring if you catch it or not.]
But hey, you can just go ahead and chow down on that instead and we'll call it a day.