[Garfield, spotting Arianna's predicament, has decided to pop into the room himself, and is currently floating casually next to the door, tail wrapped around the handle to keep himself in place. He's smiling in her direction, sharp teeth giving him an almost hungry look]

I could, certainly~! I'd be more than pleased to, in fact. But first--[and his grin widens]--you must make an attempt to best me in a contest of Mercantile Wit!