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Viewing Party 2 - R3: THE RE-CRY-ENING

We got castmates. We got clues. We got crap to bitch about. They get a library? And a LAUNDRY MACHINE?

Welcome, murderfam... TO THE R3 LIVEWATCH.

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I see! So milk enhances one's masculine qualities.

N-no, it's just supposed to help you grow in general... Something to do with the calcium, probably. I guess he could've taken steroids...

I have overheard maids in the palace suggesting that drinking milk would help them grow more...

[arianna no]

[Arianna, honey.]

Right? See? Maybe there's some science to it after all.

[Look, this is what happens when nobody wants to be the one who gets executed for saying something weird to the princess.]

Do you suppose Sir Yl'lb would know about it? He is "The Science Mind," after all.

Uh... dunno, actually? I don't think he's a mammal, he might not have studied our biology at alien school.

Still, he must have some knowledge--ah!

[o o p s]

...That's one way to find out about that, I guess.

...at least they don't appear to have been seriously hurt.

[The Big and the Small should learn to get along better.]

The girl's gonna bruise like hell, though. What's her name again?

She is Dame Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade.

[Remembering long and ostentatious names is an important princess skill.]

Jesus. The vampire, right? I'm not calling her that.

[And coming up with bad nicknames is an important college skill.]

It does seem a bit long.

[A bit???]

It's longer than Dad's and also ridiculous. I'm calling her Vampire Chihuahua.

My, what a clever nickname!

[Arianna you don't even know what a chihuahua is.]

And the big guy can be Black Panther. No, wait, that's probably too on the nose. And we've got enough Avengers already. Hmm.

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