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The Age Up/Down Meme

Look, most of our characters have lots of backstory to take advantage of, or headcanons for their future. This is the place to use it!

Prompts

1) People are suddenly shifting ages on the good ship Teremity! It's probably space waves and will fix itself in a day or two, so enjoy reliving your mispent youth.

2) You were always this age! Nothing bad is happening and you all already know each other and it's all cute af. A fluff option.

3) You are this age... and going through your round (or a remixed version) of your Airlocked season. Not for the REALLY young age downs!

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[Sorry, Ardyn, Church nearly spits trying to keep in that laugh and yet...cannot keep in that laugh. He might still be looking up mostly at the actual kid, but look at him. He's a twig. More than before.]

Okay, O Chosen Child, you need a couple sandwiches first, and also, shut up, you're a royal kid, but a kid nonetheless.

[He's gonna even pluck that crown out of Ardyn's wild hair.] Like, what even is this, an antler? Do you have a deer god? Dear god, deer gods, if you even have deer. You don't even have deer.

Give that back, what the hell is wrong with you--

[Ardyn scowled and snatched it back out of his hand, so fast one would have been forgiven for thinking his arm could warp on its own.]

Is that your crown? It doesn't even go all the way around your head!

[There was something cold on Ardyn's face as he settled the accessory back into place, matched by the icy tone in his voice when he answered.]

I would tell you to take it up with my father, but that's hardly a viable option anymore.

Jesus, okay, I'll stop making fun of your little antler, Bambi. But I won't stop making fun of the fact that you need a couple good meals in you, like, c'mon, you're a king, don't you get fed like royalty? Nari or Yuuri are sure to whip you up something good.

Oh, man, hey, do you still have your armiger thing? Do you have anything cool in it? Do you have booze in it? ...Do you have weapons?

[With the most deadpan look imaginable, Ardyn pulled out a five foot greatsword with one hand, planting it firmly in the ground and leaning on the hilt.]

Are you quite happy now?

...Hhhhhhhhooooooooly shit. Old you needs to get his weapons back like immediately. You have got to show that shit to Xander! He's a king with a bigass sword, too. Prince? King. I'm super unclear on that point, but he's fighty royalty too.