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NEVER HAVE I EVER

NEVER HAVE I EVER (MEME EDITION)

WHERE THE CONTEXT IS MADE UP AND THE SURVIVOR POOL DOESN'T MATTER

🍷 A FULL-CAST GAME OF NEVER HAVE I EVER, DEADLAND FOLKS INVITED TOO. it's meme magic, don't question it, don't @ me
🍷 Played the same as King's Game and Truth or Dare! Post up a top-level with your characters' "Never Have I Ever" question.
🍷 Tag around! Take a drink for all the ridiculous shit you've gotten up to! HAVE A GOOD, WHOLESOME, DRUNKEN AIRLOCKED TIME

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Never have I ever been fired from a job.

[ a lot of these kids are probably too young to have even HAD jobs, but that doesn't really occur to him since he was already working for a company at 12... ]

...

[ Sip. Just one. ]

What was it?

Project MA. They found out I'd been doing human experimentation--specifically cloning--and kicked me to the curb. ...I got brought back on eventually, buuuut...

...Is there a difference between 'fired' and 'violently dethroned'?

[ just... a deadpan stare. ]

Let's say no.

Damn it, and here I was hoping on a technicality.

[drinks]

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challengesfate - 2017-11-15 22:05 (UTC) - Expand

Hey, me either! Same job since I was 15.

12 here. I mean, I was promoted a few times, of course, but still with the same company.

[ because he can't leave hahahaha fuck his life ]

I've worked a bunch of part time jobs but I've never gotten fired from them...

[ He still works at most of them, to the surprise of nobody. ]

...Technically, no. I haven't.

[Technically she became the Champion Heiress.]

...Does it count if you ran away because otherwise you'd have been murdered for a crime you didn't commit? Or if your place of work burned down in a war?

...I don't think so.

[ though the latter is literal firing HA ]

Easy to avoid if you've never had a job.

[So no drink here.]

I fire other people from their jobs.

[Occupation:housewife doesn't drink.

Can't get fired if she never had a job.]

... [tentative sip. it's complicated.]

.... dooooooes it count if you wrecked their space station aaaaand were therefore out of a job?

Why do you people even have situations like this that you have to ask about?

[ sigh ]

I don't know. It counts if they were angry about it and wanted you to leave, I suppose.

[and there he goes, finishing his glass]

[She doesn't drink.]

It's kind of hard to be fired when you're self-employed.

Does it count if they took you back again later?

[ temporary basis, but still. ]

[ missed you, pal ]

If you were ever told to clean out your desk, yes.

If you took the action of leaving without them telling you to do it, then no.

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