NEVER HAVE I EVER

[serrata]

NEVER HAVE I EVER (MEME EDITION)


WHERE THE CONTEXT IS MADE UP AND THE SURVIVOR POOL DOESN'T MATTER

🍷 A FULL-CAST GAME OF NEVER HAVE I EVER, DEADLAND FOLKS INVITED TOO. it's meme magic, don't question it, don't @ me
🍷 Played the same as King's Game and Truth or Dare! Post up a top-level with your characters' "Never Have I Ever" question.
🍷 Tag around! Take a drink for all the ridiculous shit you've gotten up to! HAVE A GOOD, WHOLESOME, DRUNKEN AIRLOCKED TIME

Comments

[unhappylittletrees]

Never have I ever woken up from a drunken stupor in a public bathroom and found a drag queen and a homeless person arguing over my soul.

[guess who is just drunk enough for callout posts]

Or less specifically...never have I ever driven or ridden on a motorcycle.

[damnfourthemerald]

[...drink???]

That was for the motorcycle. Obviously.

[unhappylittletrees]

I would really hope so. I know your life is weird but even that's a little much.

[serrata]

This is the part where you tell us every detail of the full story.

[unhappylittletrees]

[grins]

It's not my story to tell.

[then he tries to take a confidant drink from his straw and just kind of keeps missing]

[dejabrew]

December 23, 1978. I was 16 and it was my first time mixing tequila with cocaine. I woke up in the bathroom of The D two hours later and an old man was going through my pockets until he got punched out by a Christmas tree-themed drag queen named Lucy Fir.

[dejabrew]

[Drink.]

You attack me like this.

[unhappylittletrees]

[wink wonk]

[everylittlesecret]

.... you know if you had skipped the last part, I would have drunk to the first one.

[Yet a drink is taken for the second one.]

Motorcycles are a lot more thrilling to ride than cars.

[unhappylittletrees]

I've always kind of wanted to but...reasons. [takes another sip just because but lord, he is so wasted] D'you think they have space motorcycles, Nari? Are they called spotorcycles?

[le_mat]

...I have woken up in a bathroom to a drag queen standing over me? But she wasn't arguing with anyone.

[unhappylittletrees]

Where does a high schooler meet drag queens?

[scourgingstars]

[drink]

I will not confirm which of those is the case.

[unhappylittletrees]

...I'm somehow not surprised.

[dejabrew]

[Thumbs up]

[stitch_in_time]

That is worryingly specific.

[Taking a drink.]

I'm not saying which one that's for, by the by.

[unhappylittletrees]

[raises an eyebrow but really not surprised]

B and I were alone together for an entire year. It's an easy way to learn a lot of weird Vegas stories.

[goldrighthand]

...that first one is quite specific.

[but at least he can drink to the second]

[unhappylittletrees]

Sometimes you have the chance to call out your boyfriend for his mispent youth and you can't not take it.

[daughterofthemark]

[Arianna hesitates.]

...a real one?

[myocordial]

Ahaha, well now.

[So very specific. But no, he doesn't drink.]

Never a motorcycle. Just cars.

[challengesfate]

...I did ride one with Prompto.

[So, sips.]

[heartswapped]

...well! That's pretty specific.

[But she drinks when he mentions motorcycles.]

[photoshooter]

Man, why's everyone picking on vehicles?

[Why is Prompto even complaining, he's having orange juice. Drinks.]

[tenimuho]

[...he has to stop and think about that first one, but in the end he only takes one drink.]

Just for the motorcycle.