NEVER HAVE I EVER

[serrata]

NEVER HAVE I EVER (MEME EDITION)


WHERE THE CONTEXT IS MADE UP AND THE SURVIVOR POOL DOESN'T MATTER

🍷 A FULL-CAST GAME OF NEVER HAVE I EVER, DEADLAND FOLKS INVITED TOO. it's meme magic, don't question it, don't @ me
🍷 Played the same as King's Game and Truth or Dare! Post up a top-level with your characters' "Never Have I Ever" question.
🍷 Tag around! Take a drink for all the ridiculous shit you've gotten up to! HAVE A GOOD, WHOLESOME, DRUNKEN AIRLOCKED TIME

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[stillstands]

[ YUURI, NO!! YOUR PURE, MATRONLY IMAGE IS SHATTERED!! ]

Really?!

[serrata]

[ she was in season 3 of airlocked miki it's a little late for that. ]

Really. [ a beat. ] Oh no, wait, was it my second year...?

[ SHE'S SO DRUNK SHE'S FORGETTING HER OWN SCANDALOUS STORY ]

No-- yes, my second year. We started dating after I started high school and he was a third year.

[stillstands]

[ look, let her be. ]

Oh, so... was it because he was studying for final exams or...? [ are you prying, Miki? ]

[serrata]

Oh no, but you'd think so? But even while he was studying, he was all--

[ she makes the universally understood 'I am doing a mocking impersonation of someone' jazz hands gesturs ]

"When you graduate, we'll get married, Yuuri-chan!" which was ridiculous because I was about sixteen but it sounded very romantic at the time. So he graduated and went off to college and then we broke up about a month later.

[stillstands]

[ wow what a dick ]

I guess that is the time that couples would drift apart, but it would've been nice of him to be more honest about that.

Getting married is supposed to be a pretty important step, isn't it? Not something to throw around cavalierly...

[serrata]

Oh, I'm sure he meant it all at the time? But I just don't think he was really thinking through what it actually meant. And silly little sixteen year old Yuuri didn't really think through what it meant either.

So I'm not exactly sure you can call it a happy ending but I haven't eloped yet, at least. So it's something.

[stillstands]

Like when little kids say they're going to marry their childhood neighbour, or a famous celebrity? [ wow miki just go for it ]

... [ sideways glance ] I hope not. If you're going to get married, you know we'll want to be there, right?

[serrata]

Oh, of course. I was very firm on that point with Queenie-san when she tried to crowbar me into it back on the Fantasy Sweet. It's not happening without you, Yuki-chan and Kurumi there.

[ and despite being fucking sloshed she manages to make that sound genuinely sincere. how sweet(???) ]

[stillstands]

[ this is frieeennnndshiiiipppp. ]

It's not something you should rush into, after all. That, and we'll need to rescue Yuki-senpai first.