livestudioaudience | test drive meme

Since we know a lot of people are ready and eager to start playing around in this setting, welcome to the official Airlocked Test Drive! For this test drive, we do have a posting format:

In the header of your comment, put your Character's Name and their Champion title. You don't have to put in the canon if you don't want, but you can if you feel the need.

And the guidelines we ask you to follow are, please try to include at least one prompt in your top-level to reply to, and if you make a top-level try to tag out to at least one other person. We want everyone to get a chance to give their choices a fair shake, after all.

Here are some examples to get you started:

A - Arrival
You wake up in a bed that's not your own, in a shiny chrome room that has bright fluorescent lights that light up along the floor as soon as your feet hit it and glowing sconces on the walls. Whether it's much different from what you're used to or not different at all, it's time to figure out where you are and more importantly, whether you're alone.

B - Mealtime
Well sweet, at least there's a cafeteria! But wait, it seems like there's only hot food during certain times of day. The rest of the time if you go foraging in the kitchen you can find weird silver packages with the name of food on the side that...definitely don't seem big enough to hold the food in question. If you open it up, it seems oddly dry...

C - Zero G
A zero gravity room! Awesome! The walls and floor are textured to give you something to hang onto to crawl across back to the control panel, but if you're floating in the middle of the room you might need someone to give you a push.

D - Holo Deck
A room where all your dreams come true. Kind of. In a photorealistic display of light and sound.

E - Anything else!
Or Create your own!

This is not an official reserve, nor does it guarantee a slot in the game, but if you do choose to app a character that you test drove, you can use two minimum 20-comment threads or one minimum 40-comment thread (so at least 20 total comments from your character) in place of writing a sample. So have fun with it!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Garfield, who just happened to be passing through, is going to easily side-step that package. He watches it fly past him and splatter onto the ground with a lazy smile that somehow sharpens as he turns to look at Taako] Oh ho, what's this? The great celebrity chef Taako, from TV, can't even spice up a little space meal? [he tsks, like he's somehow disappointed] Well, Taako if that's the attitude you've got, no wonder your show failed! [8))))))) someone's not bitter about being bested in a Contest of Mercantile Wit n o p e]

[oh no you did not just]

Ummm... heh, wow you're just leaping to all sorts of conclusions there aren't you, compadre? [Man you know what would be great, if literally anyone else from home was-- okay maybe not, like, literally anyone, but someone else, maybe.] I'm Taako, I can spice up anything if I really try, but I'd like it to be worth the effort, kay thanks.

I mean, listen, do you really want spiced up dried whatever-the-hell-I-just-threw-at-you? Because something with actual, y'know, ingredients would be much better.

[This cat is just gonna wander over and lazily settle himself down onto one of the chairs at the table, waving a paw at the glop on the floor] You make it sound as though there are ingredients on this--hmm--what did they call it? Space station.

[Garfield settles his elbow on the table and props his face on his paw, smirking in Taako's direction] A real magic user can find a way to make do in any situation. I know I have before.

Yeah, real dire situation that. Now there's a note for the suggestion box, right?

[The whole lacing state of the kitchen as it were...]

Oh, trust me my man, you are definitely making it real tempting to blow a spell slot on something right about now.

[Man Garfield, you're just pressing all the buttons right about now. Though of course Taako still isn't sure exactly how much he cares. Because yeah, pride as a wizard and a chef, sure, whatever. But also, well, it's Garfield.]

But you know I'm literally the champion of wizards, right? [Apparently, anyway. Like hell he's complaining about the title he was given anyway.] You got that memo? Because I'm pretty sure they don't give out that fancy title to just anyone.

[Garfield's smirk widens at Taako's threat, tail flicking lazily, seemingly hardly bothered--nay, his interest seems piqued by the possible introduction of violence.] And I'm the champion of Deals Warlocks, if we're waving around titles.

[However, after that's well stated, this cat relaxes back against the table, smile becoming less sharp] Not that there's any need to get upset! Just making sure you were still sharp, you know. I'm just looking out for your best interests, Taako. [he is totally 100% telling the truth here y e p yeah totally.] What with all the murder going around.

And a title well deserved, my feline friend. You sure always come out on top in your deals, huh? [Hey, if Garfield's bitter, then he's absolutely gonna rib him about that a bit. Because why the hell not.]

Oh, right, yeah. 'Cause, y'know, that's so new for me. Never been around so much murder before, nuh-uh.

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b for because like fuck i'm passing this opportunity up

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