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Matsuno Choromatsu (
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2017-08-20 03:31 am (UTC)
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1) Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
2) If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
3) Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
4) I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
5) Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
6) [wildcard!]
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2) If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
3) Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
4) I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
5) Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
6) [wildcard!]