TEXTS FROM LAST MURDERGAME

[serrata]

you know exactly what this is about

Comments

[shikosuki]

1) Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?

2) If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.

3) Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.

4) I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose

5) Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.

6) [wildcard!]

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[nojohnyouare]

...Is that why nobody else would tell me what that was.