TEXTS FROM LAST MURDERGAME

[serrata]

you know exactly what this is about

Comments

[daughterofthemark]

1. like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello

2. Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"

3. Why are you in my phone under "the last survivor"?

4. You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.

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[cameupshort]

please tell me this was a misfire

[daughterofthemark]

SIR FINN

[cameupshort]

okay

good

[w h y]

I'm willing to pretend this never ever happened if you are

ever




and we should probably avoid Queenie for a few weeks

[She'd probably just think it was funny, but somehow that seems like the worst possibility.]

[daughterofthemark]

I believe I will avoid everyone for the rest of my life.

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[ratherdoweddings]

I think you panicked when you came back and everyone else was passed out after scary stories!

[daughterofthemark]

I see.

...

Who is this, precisely?

[ratherdoweddings]

Yurika! ♥ Champion Peacekeeper, remember? Maybe we shouldn't have had that kind of party...

[daughterofthemark]

Ah! My phone still identifies you as "the last survivor," you see.

[ratherdoweddings]

...did you rename anyone else?

[daughterofthemark]

I have "headache mother," "skylight mcsillyname," "still hot," and three people who are simply "yes."

[ratherdoweddings]

I think I know most of those, but... don't you think everyone is hot?

[daughterofthemark]

THAT IS NOT MY DOING

[SHE CAN'T HELP IT IF ALL THE CHAMPIONS ARE HOT, THAT'S EP'S FAULT]

[ratherdoweddings]

It isn't? Well, I guess not technically, but...

[daughterofthemark]

I AM CERTAIN WE WERE ALL DELIBERATELY SELECTED FOR THAT REASON

[ratherdoweddings]

Weren't we selected for our talents and accomplishments?

[daughterofthemark]

We were told that when we were being deceived about the nature of our situation.

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[cyan_maid]

Yes, I remember.
It was a joke, Arianna. An act of practical japery.

blue is good

[daughterofthemark]

Then you do not truly intend to become a cat.

cool beans

[cyan_maid]

No.
Sorry to ruin that little dream for you, Arianna. I am admittedly not much of a cat person to begin with, though I don't begrudge the normal ones.

[daughterofthemark]

It is fortunate that I had not told Dame Nari yet. She would have been excited, I am certain.

[Arianna...]

[cyan_maid]

...Yes, thank you for not telling her.
I am not ready to be a cat girl.

[daughterofthemark]

You would have been adorable, though!

[cyan_maid]

I'm still not ready to become one. It would be a considerable change.

[daughterofthemark]

True. And I don't know whether the food we have would be appropriate for a cat, anyway.