TEXTS FROM LAST MURDERGAME

[serrata]

you know exactly what this is about

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[scourgingstars]

YOU SEE

I JUST SAID SOMETHING IDIOTIC AND LEFT TEXT-BASED EVIDENCE OF IT

I AM AN IMBECILE

[ratherdoweddings]

That's not idiotic at all! Being true to your feelings is admirable!

[scourgingstars]

THERE IS A LINE, YURIKA

THE LINE IS 'SOBRIETY'

he's so godsdamned stupid but so am i so really it works out quite well

[ratherdoweddings]

You don't seem stupid to me. Aren't you always coming up with new ideas?

[scourgingstars]

The most important thing you can ever learn in life is that there are two brands of stupid.

One is the type you are assuming.

The other is the utterly and hilariously socially inept type that I am.

[ratherdoweddings]

Socially inept how? You seem like you get along with most people. Though I guess not being used to being able to be drunk is still a thing.

[scourgingstars]

I am not used to many things.

Like being drunk.

Or processing emotions.

[ratherdoweddings]

That might take a while. But don't worry, you've got all of us! I'm an expert on emotions! After all, my true love came back to me after years and years by pure chance when my suitcase flew out of the car and hit him in the head. This must be destiny, just like that!

[scourgingstars]

for the love of all six gods and their useless chunk of glowing rock, no

if even one more thing in my life is chalked up to 'destiny' i will set everything in my line of sight on fire

[ratherdoweddings]

Oh, right. Um... True love?

[scourgingstars]

No less cliche, but a step in a better direction, maybe.

[ratherdoweddings]

There's nothing wrong with cliche! I've found that old-school children's anime is a wonderful example of the determination, friendship, and optimism everyone should embrace in their lives! We've got an entire VHS set of Gekiganger III if we can actually get a player that will use that ancient format.

[scourgingstars]

VHS still exists? Insomnia stopped using those decades ago.

[priorities]

[ratherdoweddings]

The show is from a hundred years before my time...