damnfourthemerald: (hell is a joke)

[personal profile] damnfourthemerald 2017-08-20 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE

2. I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quite the struggle.

3. Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

4. Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

5. TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT