livestudioaudience | TEXTS FROM LAST MURDERGAME

It sounds like you were TRYING to see if it could kill you. I can't imagine any other reason you'd think that was a particularly good combination.

Why do I HAVE a sense of taste if I don't USE it?

Using and abusing are two very different things.

I prefer the term 'stress testing'.

Making it sound more scientific doesn't make it any less of a stupid idea.

Yes it does. I was head of an entire research division, that's how science works.

Oh, of course. Who am I to argue with the actual scientist?

[ "scientist" ]

And what were the results of your stress testing?

Well, my sense of taste very definitely functions.

For now, anyway. I'm not sure a normal human's taste buds are supposed to stand up to that level of "stress testing".