TEXTS FROM LAST MURDERGAME

[serrata]

you know exactly what this is about

Comments

[theundertaken]

How many people are you inviting?

[nojohnyouare]

All of them. That isn't a lot, is it? Fewer than thirty.

[theundertaken]

probably
but you need way more than one per person
except satan mask I guess

[nojohnyouare]

Okay. Then... All the Jell-O in the grocery store. That's probably enough. And food, right? They have music at those parties in movies, but there's not much power.

[theundertaken]

yeah I dunno screw it I guess
you could make bagel bites

[nojohnyouare]

7-11 still has some instant macaroni.

[theundertaken]

Every chip in the world is probably stale.
That's so depressing.

[nojohnyouare]

Maybe we can grow potatoes. In someone's yard.

[theundertaken]

Can potatoes grow in hell?
I mean Florida this time not the Matrix

[nojohnyouare]

I don't know. All I know that you have are oranges.

[theundertaken]

I don't know either
Kinda not my thing
Potatoes grow in like, Idaho

[nojohnyouare]

Maybe if they're kept indoors. In a pot.

[theundertaken]

Would there be enough room?
I think you would need a big pot

[nojohnyouare]

...A planter. It can probably be built somewhere.

[theundertaken]

All this for chips?
Actually that seems kinda reasonable
Chips, man

[nojohnyouare]

We did have a bag of sweet potatoes. But we ruined them.

[theundertaken]

How?

[nojohnyouare]

Improperly prepared. And we got distracted.

[theundertaken]

Did you blow up the only sweet potatoes in Hell?

[nojohnyouare]

Unless there are more.

[theundertaken]

Well
I guess they're not my favorite food.

[nojohnyouare]

There are probably more. I'll check when Lee needs more Costco vodka.

...Why does she drink that? I tried some. It was disgusting.

[theundertaken]

idk
that's pretty shitty vodka
cheap but it's not like money exists anymore

[nojohnyouare]

Maybe it's better when it's mixed with things. Like how I tried that other drink but it actually wasn't supposed to be poured into a glass and taken straight.

[theundertaken]

there's better vodka
maybe it's a weird nostalgia thing
like that's what she got as a teenager and now she's just into it