cyan_maid: Jane is pleased to help bake in all red (Happy to help!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-22 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad to be of service! :B
When he eventually peters out of drunkenness I'll also make sure he's alright, so don't worry on that front.
theundertaken: (breathless)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-22 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
nah I figured
You're probably more responsible than I am
You're not even drunk are you
cyan_maid: (Mm...I dunno.)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-22 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not.
Bad accidental drug trips are incredible deterrents.
theundertaken: (deceased)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-22 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
shit you're like 16 or something aren't you?
I mean B said your world was shitty so
Fuck it you know what nevermind
Who stuck you babysitting J?
cyan_maid: Jane chatting while mixing (Of course I'm right)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-22 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Seventeen.
And yes, my world is particularly nonsensical and full of crap. But let's not worry about that now.

Nobody really stuck me. I just happened to be on hand.
theundertaken: (late)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-22 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It can suck being the one sober guy
Lemme know if you ever want backup
I'm basically never doing anything
cyan_maid: (Aw shucks)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-23 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?
I've been enjoying it so far.
But there's always room for company! :B
theundertaken: (Default)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-23 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?
Just wait until he starts throwing up or some shit
I'd hope J knows his limits better than that but I also hoped he knew his hands weren't tongs and that's been dashed
cyan_maid: (Shush!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-24 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I like to take care of people anyway.
And Jamie's a good person, both sober and drunk, so if he has to end up puking then that's what he has to do.
theundertaken: (bloodless)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-24 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hold his hair back
It doesn't seem like it's quite long enough to get in the way but it definitely is
Make him hydrate some and he won't feel as bad in the morning
I think I like taking care of people too
Weird
cyan_maid: (Smiling backpacker)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-25 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a bad thing to like doing.
theundertaken: (Default)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-25 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes a while for him to respond.]

So what's he doing now?
cyan_maid: (A bit sly)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-25 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[A picture of Jamie with a bedsheet haphazardly draped over himself (and his clothes, he is still clothed) is sent over. He's still using the tongs as hands.]

He just elected himself the Head Roman Senator of the living room.
theundertaken: (checked out)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-25 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
jesus fukcing christ
what the fuck
ask him if hes gonna kill julius caesar
cyan_maid: Jane is neutral or unsure (Um...)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-25 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a delay in her response. She's probably asking for you, Max.]

Julius Caesar is already dead, apparently.
He's working on overthrowing Vladimir Putin with an alliance between himself, the King of Siam, and an armadillo.
theundertaken: (Default)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-25 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure he's not on drugs too?
cyan_maid: (What's that now?)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-25 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I promise he is just very drunk.
theundertaken: (Default)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-25 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well okay
Can't see Jamie doing party drugs anyway
We all know how B turned out
cyan_maid: Jane is pleased to help bake in all red (Happy to help!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-27 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not so bad! He just knows better from experience.
It's better than not knowing better even with experience.
theundertaken: (Default)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-28 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Bolton White is made entirely of coffee and sin.
cyan_maid: (Mm...I dunno.)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-28 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
And Jamie is made out of nervous baby terriers.
It works out because now the terriers will be safe forever.
theundertaken: (bereft of life)

[personal profile] theundertaken 2017-08-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah that tracks
Edited 2017-08-28 03:50 (UTC)