misanthropicprinciple: <user name="kikoeta" site="tumblr.com"> (Sharp-eyed detective)
T. Junpei ([personal profile] misanthropicprinciple) wrote in [community profile] livestudioaudience2017-08-14 12:13 pm

Viewing Party 2 - R3: THE RE-CRY-ENING



We got castmates. We got clues. We got crap to bitch about. They get a library? And a LAUNDRY MACHINE?

Welcome, murderfam... TO THE R3 LIVEWATCH.
cyan_maid: (You are EMBARRASSING me!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-21 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[She IS here, that's the problem, she needs to be THERE, she needs her knife, her knife which is in the room she's been sharing, the knife that should be going into this fucker's throat for everything he's done-

The sound does stop when she feels the hand on her shoulder, going instead for deep breaths. Deep breaths that might be coming a little too fast. Blaze Dudely, he calls himself. Bullshit.]


It's - he's - he's Guy F-Fieri, Guy fucking Fieri, h-he...t-the Condesce made him High C-Chaplain of Inters-steller War, he's - fuck -

[The rational part of her mind knows that, if Bolton could look exactly like Alton Brown, it's not out of possibility for some whacko named Blaze Dudely to look like Guy Fieri, but. But.]
stitch_in_time: (dammit)

[personal profile] stitch_in_time 2017-08-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I know what he looks like. And yes, he is incredibly fuck. But he's not here, the Condesce's not here. You're safe, and you need to breath.

Once we track them down you can have first shot at 'im if you want, but for now just breath before you hurt yourself, yeah? Come on, nice and slow.
cyan_maid: (Overwhelmed by sadness)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-21 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
But that's - what if it's really -

[What if it really is him what if she brought him back what if she's looking for them all





Jane tries really hard to breathe like a normal fucking person. It's. Difficult.]
stitch_in_time: (looks like rain)

[personal profile] stitch_in_time 2017-08-21 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's not. Promise. Cross my hearts.

[His voice is quiet, but firm. Are these the tones of someone who'd lie? Yes, but shoosh, details.]

Take it slow. In and out, 'bout four seconds each. Can you try that?
cyan_maid: (Unsure over here)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods, and closes her eyes, and counts four seconds in her head as she breathes in...then four as she breathes out. Four in, four out. Four in...]

...What the fuck do we do now?
stitch_in_time: (did I leave the gas on)

[personal profile] stitch_in_time 2017-08-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
For starters, do you need to get out of here? No one's gonna think less of you if you need to sit the rest of tonight out.
cyan_maid: Jane crying (Not happy tears...)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-21 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She just. Nods rapidly. She needs to be away from this for a while before she can come back with a slightly rational mind.]
stitch_in_time: (just the Doctor)

[personal profile] stitch_in_time 2017-08-21 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay. Let's go take a walk, see what the pigeons are up to or-

[And then presumably Xandad is here, thank fuck.]
cyan_maid: (You are EMBARRASSING me!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[thank fuck indeed]
motherfucking_ghost: (you wanna run that one by me again?)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2017-08-21 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm fucking sorry, did you just call internet meme and diner foodie Guy Fieri someone who has anything to do with interstellar war?

Okay, seriously, that's two benevolent figures you've turned into impossible hate machines of the future, what the fuck is wrong with your universe?

[Sorry, was anyone ever actually under the impression that Church has tact, because...]
scourgingstars: (i see my red door)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-08-21 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Really not the time, Leonard.
stitch_in_time: (you've got to be kidding)

[personal profile] stitch_in_time 2017-08-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, you know that throat slashing, 'stop talking' gesture? You're getting that right now. And a quick death-glare that usually means something very big is about to blow up.]
cyan_maid: Jane being very frustrated at her computer (Frustration!!!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I d-didn't create it!!

[WOW THANKS CHURCH EVERYONE WAS DOING A GOOD JOB CALMING HER DOWN and now she's so amped up again]

And I didn't witness it, I saw - news articles, a-and Youtube footage - whatever R-Roxy and Dirk could p-p-pull up in archives, and - and when he s-swore in the fucking Insane Clown Posse as the D-Dual Presidents of the United States and - fuck, he just ushered in the apocalypse like it was nothing-
motherfucking_ghost: (you wanna run that one by me again?)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2017-08-21 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
........I mean, there've been worse Presidents. [badumtss] But the actual fucking fuck. Why is your world so against food. The actual shitfuck. Who else is a harbinger of death, Gordon Ramsay? Fucking--fucking Anthony Bourdain? Next you're gonna tell me Emeril Lagasse is the Prince of Darkness.
scourgingstars: (your values are all shot)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-08-21 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Enough, Church.

[Ardyn snapped that with a scowl, hand sharply brought upside Church's head before grabbing his shirt collar-]

Excuse us.

[-and dragging him out of the room, clearly furious.]
motherfucking_ghost: (gesticulation)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2017-08-21 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ow--the fuck! I haven't even mentioned Paula Deen, High Priestess of Butter!
scourgingstars: (my affection it comes and goes)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-08-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd dragged Church clear out the front door, shoving him back against the wall and slapping his other hand over his mouth.]

Shut. Up. If I let go of you and I hear one more smartassed remark bound to upset that girl, you will walk around with an imprint of the Ring of the Lucii on yor face for a week. Do you understand.
motherfucking_ghost: (you can call this my o'malley face)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2017-08-21 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[There are a few sputtering words out of Church's mouth during the dragging and the shoving, and then, blessedly, there is silence. Church doesn't so much struggle as bring his hands up around Ardyn's arm on impulse.

He doesn't make much indication either way (y'know, on account of being shoved against a wall and having a hand over his mouth), but his glare doesn't lessen any.]
scourgingstars: (your values are all shot)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-08-21 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Ardyn dropped his hand, glaring right back at him.]

What is wrong with you? Am I missing something I should know about?
motherfucking_ghost: (gesticulation)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2017-08-21 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with me? The fuck's wrong with you? [He gives Ardyn a shove.] Get the hell off me, god, of course it goes over your head, you don't know shit about our pop culture, or mine or hers or whatever.
scourgingstars: (when your whole world is black)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-08-21 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't give a damn about that right now, Church, are you that completely tactless?! Why did you have to start spouting asinine nonsense like that when it was only upsetting her?!
motherfucking_ghost: (gesticulation)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2017-08-21 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you even give a fuck about her?!
scourgingstars: (and i can't help myself)

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2017-08-21 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Because GIVE ME A GODS-DAMNED REASON NOT TO!

[Ardyn snarled that in the same gravel-laden voice that put even the Starscourge to shame, eyes flashing as he drove his fist into the wall half a foot from Church's head.]
Edited 2017-08-21 02:44 (UTC)
motherfucking_ghost: (whoa what the fuck)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2017-08-21 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[The voice is bad enough, worse that it's leveled at him. He's already ducking away before the fist makes any connection with the wall, practically scurrying aside, away from the building and away from Ardyn. Had he been a spirit, he would've abandoned his body entirely.

He doesn't immediately stop, either, stumbling several more steps away before he ever turns back to face Ardyn. The fear is still visible despite an attempt to shove it back down and away. He could give a reason or two, but they sound...very petty now. Even if they're somewhat valid.

In fact, Church doesn't stop at all, still walking backwards unsteadily, and throws up his hands.]


Okay! Forget this, you fucking win! Have fun with the rest of the episode! I'll be somewhere the hell out here!

(no subject)

[personal profile] scourgingstars - 2017-08-21 03:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost - 2017-08-21 03:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] scourgingstars - 2017-08-21 03:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost - 2017-08-21 09:39 (UTC) - Expand
cyan_maid: (Unsure over here)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2017-08-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
...N-No...that's all still Betty Crocker, Guy Fieri, and the whitest rap duo in space and t-time...

[And the thing is? She is dead fucking serious.]