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[serrata]

you know exactly what this is about

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[theundertaken]

Yeah that's what I meant there's no videos
Gonna have to make do

is vodka supposed to melt the color off the frankenberries or

[nojohnyouare]

I don't know. I haven't had either before.

[theundertaken]

You've never had vodka?
oh wait shit you're like
a teenager aren't you
shit

[nojohnyouare]

18. But people my age went to parties. I just didn't.

[theundertaken]

Yeah I went to parties at that age
back when I had a social life
and hope for the future
still illegal but like it's florida who cares about anything?

[nojohnyouare]

I only had two friends. And they didn't do it either. ...Maybe I should get some. Lee has some in the house.

[theundertaken]

Oh well that's easy then I guess don't drink alone or whatever I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say here that'll still make me a responsible adult

[nojohnyouare]

A party, then. With everyone.

[theundertaken]

Man you're really into parties Okay teenage house party You need jello shots shit that wasn't responsible at all forget that

[nojohnyouare]

I didn't get to have the last one. And I still have the banner. ...Most of it.

Jell-O shots?

[theundertaken]

it's just vodka in jello cups
kids get wasted off that shit all the time
hides the vodka taste

[nojohnyouare]

Okay. I'll make those, too. ...If the refrigerator still works. How many do we need?

[theundertaken]

How many people are you inviting?

[nojohnyouare]

All of them. That isn't a lot, is it? Fewer than thirty.

[theundertaken]

probably
but you need way more than one per person
except satan mask I guess

[nojohnyouare]

Okay. Then... All the Jell-O in the grocery store. That's probably enough. And food, right? They have music at those parties in movies, but there's not much power.

[theundertaken]

yeah I dunno screw it I guess
you could make bagel bites

[nojohnyouare]

7-11 still has some instant macaroni.

[theundertaken]

Every chip in the world is probably stale.
That's so depressing.

[nojohnyouare]

Maybe we can grow potatoes. In someone's yard.

[theundertaken]

Can potatoes grow in hell?
I mean Florida this time not the Matrix

[nojohnyouare]

I don't know. All I know that you have are oranges.

[theundertaken]

I don't know either
Kinda not my thing
Potatoes grow in like, Idaho

[nojohnyouare]

Maybe if they're kept indoors. In a pot.

[theundertaken]

Would there be enough room?
I think you would need a big pot