
shamelessly ripped from the Dangan Roleplay Kink Meme
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Original meme text borrowed and modified from loveisanopendoor!
[True to her word, Elaine has spent what she gained from cleaning IG7 the fuck out on a larger home and a sensible, economical car for her family… and then reserved an entire fucking hallway or two for a fortnight at the Hano Grand Resort, Alola’s most luxurious and expensive hotel. Don't worry, she's given everyone an invite on whatever means of contact they've got and a few days to pack. The Hano Grand Resort has all the amenities you'd expect from a world-class resort in fucking Hawaii, and some you might not, which I'm leaving to your imagination.
There's no welcome party or anything; we're all partied out for now. But each room or suite has a fully stocked minibar, a small tropical flower arrangement, a bottle of champagne, a basket of tropical fruit, a handwritten note from Elaine, and a cake waiting for the weary Champions who occupy them. If you're rooming with your significant others, you'll also find flower petals artfully arranged in the shape of a heart on your bed.
The city itself is pretty chill, but if it's not your cup of tea, you can always take a day trip. There's a volcano park further ahead, as well as an incongruous Wild West town or a jungle where you can be stepped on by a mangosteen.
And if neither of those things are your thing? You can always catch a ferry to another island. Japanese-styled gardens? Massages for pets? Flowering meadows filled with hula birds? A perfectly normal grocery store? Terrifying sandcastles that traumatize children? It's all at your fingertips.
Elaine's generosity does not extend to any shopping sprees you might feel like going on, but if you're short on cash, you can always go to the beach east of the hotel and throw a bunch of Pyukumuku back into the ocean. There's also the entire region of Alola to explore, from catching Pokemon to gorging yourself on malasadas and checking out the various attractions around the rest of Alola. Anyone who appeared in anything Airlocked related ever (except Nina) is free to come, including visitors from the epilogue party. Since it's the early 2000s in Elaine's version of Pokemon world, you're probably not going to run into Team Skull, or a lot of characters from SuMo.
But still, feel free to have any Pokemon adventures you want, Champions! You've done more than enough to earn it. ]
Original meme text borrowed and modified from loveisanopendoor!