livestudioaudience | TEXTS FROM LAST MURDERGAME

1- Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?

2- i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.

3- Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.

4- I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.

5- Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.

6- [wildcard]

Oh, no, what did he do today?

Must it be specific? He is by nature infuriating, which is somehow equal parts charming and endlessly frustrating. How is that even POSSIBLE.

Well, it's pretty clear that he really loves you, Ardyn-san! Even I can tell that, and I don't think he likes any of my crew.

Fulgurian's twisted staff, we are not having this conversation. I am well past the point of 'too drunk to talk about sentiment'.

Doesn't being drunk make it easier to talk about sentiment for most people?

Yes. And I am bound to say something stupid.

For example, I could admit that while I want to punch him in his idiot face on occasion, the desire to do that is vastly outweighed by the fact that I'm genuinely relieved every minute of every day to simply have someone around to be annoyed by.

YOU SEE

I JUST SAID SOMETHING IDIOTIC AND LEFT TEXT-BASED EVIDENCE OF IT

I AM AN IMBECILE

That's not idiotic at all! Being true to your feelings is admirable!

THERE IS A LINE, YURIKA

THE LINE IS 'SOBRIETY'

he's so godsdamned stupid but so am i so really it works out quite well

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You're only realizing this in retrospect?

I'm sure you know what they say about hindsight.

You've got me there.
Still, I would have considered from the onset that sriracha-covered anything is a dangerous idea. If you use it sparingly it's fine, but you combined it with alcohol so readily...it was kind of awe-inspiring to watch, but also rather stupid.

I considered it for perhaps two seconds, and immediately followed with 'what is the point of HAVING a sense of taste if I am not using it'.

Ardyn.
In all seriousness?
A sense of taste is a beautiful, wonderful thing, but when a man has not been used to it for a long time, it's better that he build himself up to the point of incredibly spicy foods.
You start small.
Like.
Roasted bell peppers small, and then maybe paprika in your egg salad small.
You ought to pace yourself!

Th

wait a second

there that works

After you've lived for a few hundred centuries, 'pace yourself' ceases to have meaning. Along with concepts like 'time' and other debatably important things.

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Oh hey!
You made the text a color!
It looks good! :B

And you are going to have to re-learn those concepts, it seems - but unfortunately, trial by error just isn't healthy.
Just as a forewarning.